This Guy Is Totally NUTS

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

A friend of mine and I have this saying…”If you can think it, somebody out there has done it”.

Everytime we run across a crazy photo or website that re-inforces this saying we attempt to one-up each other.

The photo he sent me yesterday took the game to whole new level.

It may just be the single-most insane fucking thing I have seen anyone do.

It’s not gory, illegal, or anything like that, so don’t worry but if you want to be amazed at the human capacity to “push the envelope” take the jump for the picture..

NSFW

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Damn, that is just fucking crazy! I know I said the other day I wanted to master the Iron Crotch technique, but now I’m not so sure.

I think this was originally found on BMEzine, but not sure…

Posted by stephen | Filed in Strange, Funny




28 Responses to “This Guy Is Totally NUTS”

  1. angela Says:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  2. anotherjackass Says:

    Thats why you never buy the cheap penis enlarger!

  3. Alfred Says:

    Ouch.

  4. Justin Says:

    JESUS CHRIST> Seriously, how does the weight of his body not just snap those suckers right off?

  5. Shannon Says:

    I wonder how much that baby powder helped…

  6. Phil Deez Says:

    Holy hell man! WTF?! Those balls are about to snap

  7. NHGH Says:

    I believe the real question is: where’s his cock?

  8. Fox Says:

    God thats fucking insane…totally fake though. NHGH broght up an nteresting point, there is absolutely no sign of a penis, or an area that formerly had a penis on it.

    Of course, I could be wrong. If it is in fact real, SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

  9. John Says:

    Definately fake. Look at the shadow around him, what is it being cast upon?

  10. D Says:

    I’d like to take a razor to the top of his purple nuts and watch them explode.

  11. ray ray Says:

    i didnt know there were so many experts in the art of hanging by your nuts. I would imagine when the weight of about 160 pounds is concentrated around such a small area such as the ball sack, I would say its a pretty good guarantee your penis is going to disappear. this guy is chris angel and he doesnt even know it.
    Abra ka dabra!
    how does one train for this? do you start of small and go big like this?

  12. jimmy dean Says:

    yeah looks fake, john made a good point about the shadow. there’s somehow a shadow around him but it’s not being cast on anything. and his balls look like grapes….like real grapes just added in via photoshop, oh and where the hell is his penis?

  13. T Says:

    No its real. I do it all the time. Infact I think I met This guy at last years HFYB’s convention

  14. Sergio Von Sven Says:

    he has no fucking dick, photo-shopped, fuckign fake to the max

  15. Fish Says:

    The shadow is being cast by the flash on the camera, happens indoors.

  16. boy Says:

    wat the fuck! holy shit! totally nuts

  17. brrip Says:

    I think that may be his dick…. I mean the hair is at the base and there’s no hair at the top. I think, the penis head has been squeezed to the extent that they may be about to explode and his balls are hanging from the back…. FUCKING WOW, this is fucking scary and my balls are hurting…

  18. wow! Says:

    its his PENIS being nung not his balls!!!!

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  20. paul Says:

    what kind of drugs do you take to a) get in the mood for this and b) handle it ??

  21. anonymous Says:

    The penis remained where it was, while the Mons Pubis was pulled up and out to an extent that the penis disappeared into the body. It should not b that hard to figure out for anyone who has a penis.

  22. Aimeestates Says:

    Oh BS. That’s the head of his wiener about to blow. Mons pubis my ass.

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  24. Sk3tz0 Says:

    i’m sorry but by the expression on that dudes face it has to be real.. but yeah.. i think his hanging from his dick..

  25. Paloma Says:

    ouch!

  26. Dave Says:

    There not his balls thats his knob that’s gonna explode. This guy must have a sad life or his wife looks like a yettie.

  27. Cyclonus Says:

    what a stupid idiot. does he want his junk to rip off.

  28. grossed out Says:

    wtf can no one tell this guy is like out of it this is not funny it is sick where did this pic come from who ever did this to this man should be jailed not cool at all this is bull shit all the way and what makes it more wrong is dumb ass people thinking that he did it to himself so one of you say you ment this man really then who is he and if he is into doing this to himself and putting photos out there of it where are the photos mmm strange there is only one. this man is someone family member and you can tell he is totaly out of it some one really needs to be turned in for this shit cause he is not willing you can tell

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