This Guy Is Totally NUTS
Thursday, July 12th, 2007
A friend of mine and I have this saying…”If you can think it, somebody out there has done it”.
Everytime we run across a crazy photo or website that re-inforces this saying we attempt to one-up each other.
The photo he sent me yesterday took the game to whole new level.
It may just be the single-most insane fucking thing I have seen anyone do.
It’s not gory, illegal, or anything like that, so don’t worry but if you want to be amazed at the human capacity to “push the envelope” take the jump for the picture..
NSFW

Damn, that is just fucking crazy! I know I said the other day I wanted to master the Iron Crotch technique, but now I’m not so sure.
I think this was originally found on BMEzine, but not sure…












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Whatever happened to the good ole' days when a harmless wife-spanking was not only NOT frowned upon but also used to sell coffee? 
July 13th, 2007 at 7:14 am
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
July 13th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Thats why you never buy the cheap penis enlarger!
July 13th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Ouch.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
JESUS CHRIST> Seriously, how does the weight of his body not just snap those suckers right off?
July 13th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
I wonder how much that baby powder helped…
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Holy hell man! WTF?! Those balls are about to snap
July 13th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I believe the real question is: where’s his cock?
July 14th, 2007 at 12:57 am
God thats fucking insane…totally fake though. NHGH broght up an nteresting point, there is absolutely no sign of a penis, or an area that formerly had a penis on it.
Of course, I could be wrong. If it is in fact real, SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
July 14th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Definately fake. Look at the shadow around him, what is it being cast upon?
July 14th, 2007 at 1:22 am
I’d like to take a razor to the top of his purple nuts and watch them explode.
July 14th, 2007 at 1:37 am
i didnt know there were so many experts in the art of hanging by your nuts. I would imagine when the weight of about 160 pounds is concentrated around such a small area such as the ball sack, I would say its a pretty good guarantee your penis is going to disappear. this guy is chris angel and he doesnt even know it.
Abra ka dabra!
how does one train for this? do you start of small and go big like this?
July 14th, 2007 at 2:29 am
yeah looks fake, john made a good point about the shadow. there’s somehow a shadow around him but it’s not being cast on anything. and his balls look like grapes….like real grapes just added in via photoshop, oh and where the hell is his penis?
July 14th, 2007 at 2:49 am
No its real. I do it all the time. Infact I think I met This guy at last years HFYB’s convention
July 14th, 2007 at 4:16 am
he has no fucking dick, photo-shopped, fuckign fake to the max
July 14th, 2007 at 10:34 am
The shadow is being cast by the flash on the camera, happens indoors.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:54 am
wat the fuck! holy shit! totally nuts
July 14th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I think that may be his dick…. I mean the hair is at the base and there’s no hair at the top. I think, the penis head has been squeezed to the extent that they may be about to explode and his balls are hanging from the back…. FUCKING WOW, this is fucking scary and my balls are hurting…
July 14th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
its his PENIS being nung not his balls!!!!
July 15th, 2007 at 1:36 am
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July 16th, 2007 at 12:19 am
what kind of drugs do you take to a) get in the mood for this and b) handle it ??
July 16th, 2007 at 4:02 am
The penis remained where it was, while the Mons Pubis was pulled up and out to an extent that the penis disappeared into the body. It should not b that hard to figure out for anyone who has a penis.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Oh BS. That’s the head of his wiener about to blow. Mons pubis my ass.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:35 am
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August 18th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
i’m sorry but by the expression on that dudes face it has to be real.. but yeah.. i think his hanging from his dick..
May 18th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
ouch!
June 29th, 2008 at 12:35 am
There not his balls thats his knob that’s gonna explode. This guy must have a sad life or his wife looks like a yettie.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 pm
what a stupid idiot. does he want his junk to rip off.
February 4th, 2010 at 3:16 am
wtf can no one tell this guy is like out of it this is not funny it is sick where did this pic come from who ever did this to this man should be jailed not cool at all this is bull shit all the way and what makes it more wrong is dumb ass people thinking that he did it to himself so one of you say you ment this man really then who is he and if he is into doing this to himself and putting photos out there of it where are the photos mmm strange there is only one. this man is someone family member and you can tell he is totaly out of it some one really needs to be turned in for this shit cause he is not willing you can tell