You’re Getting WHAT? Tattoo’ed WHERE?
Monday, May 14th, 2007
You’re getting WHAT? Tattoo’ed WHERE? VOLUME 2
Just when I think another tattoo won’t come along and shock me, one does. Unique Daily had a link to one last week that, once again, reminded just how strange the choices people make can be when it comes to tattoos.
To me the ones that are the wildest are the ones in which a person uses the tattoo to transform a part of their body into something else. Such as turning a belly button into a cat’s anus.
Not necessarily a bad tattoo gallery (though I do think some of them are pretty fucking bad), I did a search for the most off-the-wall of those oh-so-clever body-part-specific tattoos that take a body part and using ink, transform it into something else. This is what I found…
(some NSFW)
THE ARM
I start with this one because I actually love this tattoo. At first glance, I thought it was crazy, but after looking at it a bit, I changed my tune. This may be the coolest tattoo ever.
Maybe he kept losing his watch?
Now when you make a gun with your finger, wink at somebody and go “atta boy” it takes on a whole new meaning.
The thing that amazes me most about this…
Is that two people were stupid enough to do it.
THE BACK
So your shirt will always look like it’s on a coathanger…get it? Won’t that be funny?
I guess turning your ass into breasts sounds like a good idea at the time…Until you realize that they will be hairy, pimply titties.
I’m not 100% sure if that’s supposed to turn the anus into a budding flower, but I do know there is a giant penis (with what appears to be genital warts even) permanently etched on this woman’s back. Lovely.
I found this labeled as the “most popular guy in prison”. I can’t beat that.
I think this is probably body-paint, but still..
Dang it. It least you know where you stand.
This one could actually be good…if she even remotely had the shape of a violin.
Like her.
This resembles one of those posters where you have to stare at it for a minute to figure out what it is. I couldn’t quite get it then I suddenly jumped back in horror.
Wings aren’t that uncommon. I saw some bad ones, but I really like these.
More wings
THE FACE
Batman? Retard?
Very nice. Now he can sleep at work and fool everyone.
This guy needs a hug.
THE HEAD
This Escher tat is amazing.
Seriously, if you’re going to get a face tattoo’ed on the back of your head, at least make it a cool alien face like the one up there.
THE BELLY
What is about the belly that brings out the worst in tattooing?
Someone needed to remind her that being pregnant is temporary.
So you turn your bellybutton into an ass. But not just any ass. Bart Simpson’s ass. And to make it worse it’s a badly-drawn Bart Simpson.
This was the one on Unique Daily that got me started on this quest that will leave me permanently scarred from the things I’ve seen. I just don’t understand.
Not only do we have another cat ass. It’s a prison tattoo cat ass.
Seriously, what the fuck is it about the belly button??
I love this one, little firecrotch.
I’d like to see him try to get through the airport. Why not just tattoo a dynamite vest on your chest while you’re at it?
The only missing is “You Are Here” pointing at her bellybutton.
Again, what the fuck?
Yes, please remind me that sex is about reproduction.
Do you think these guys are constantly fingering their bellybuttons?
GENITALIA
This wouldn’t be quite as terrible without the little baby birds.
You know, I just have no words for most of the rest of these.
Ow.
This Homer tattoo may be the absolute worst I have ever seen.
Shocking!
You’re getting WHAT? Tattoo’ed WHERE? VOLUME 2
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May 14th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
how could someone stand a freckin neddle in their sack or cochie..ouch
May 14th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Love your comments. Like you I am scared for life
May 14th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Yikes!! I agree. WTF is wrong with some of these people?
May 14th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
That Homer crotch one is just photoshop.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
about 1/4 of those are painted on or photo shopped images are you dumb?
May 14th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
There’s nothing wrong with any of those people. Just because they feel like making their genitals a little less run of the mill doesn’t mean that they aren’t the same as you and I. (Oh, and needles and genitals go together a lot better than any of you could imagine…)
May 14th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
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May 14th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
those pictures are weird as hell man. i loved the comments. logan, you (along with everyone in the pictures above) need professional psychological help.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:23 am
Jesus Christ, I hope that homer simpson crotch shot is photo-shopped….
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May 15th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
i really wish i didnt have to see alot of those but especilly the cock n’ balls tat’d to make a dragon and to have a pearcing through it aswell is really sick(and not in a good way!)
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May 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am
i feel dirty for saying it
but i’d kiss puff the magic dragon!
May 21st, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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I used some of the pics at my website.
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May 29th, 2007 at 2:17 am
wow… lovely tatoos…
May 31st, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Whoa!! so tasteless!!
June 1st, 2007 at 2:45 am
The wings were gorgeous.
June 1st, 2007 at 6:17 pm
did anyone realize that the guy with his whole ass tattooed is also the guy with puff the dragon on his penis? those shots weren’t together in the display, but they are the same guy…so there’s a gremlin of sorts poking his ass and his penis is a dragon… he must be someone’s sub to have all that done… i can’t imagine the pain of getting your penis and the inside of your butt cheeks tattooed. like your pinkie almost.
and yes, needles and genitals go together very very well
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:23 pm
id like to give homer a damn good licking
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June 24th, 2007 at 4:29 am
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July 2nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
this is a great site. i’m laughing my ass off at some of these but homer on the coouch is best. puff the magic dragon is freakin crazy.
July 16th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
That’s so weird, how car people do that O_o.
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August 30th, 2007 at 3:45 am
why would anyone want a tat of a demon sticking its finger in thier butt? My 2nd question is how drunk do you have to be to show it off at parties LOL
September 21st, 2007 at 9:21 am
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December 26th, 2007 at 7:09 am
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January 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
On the fringe . . . of self-loathing.
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February 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
i really didn’t need to see the goddamn tampon string on that last one.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Those aren’t warts, they’re implants. The pic’s of BMEzine, so yeah.
June 1st, 2008 at 8:57 am
Real nice collection you have there.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
A lot of these are fake. The first two genitalia ones are beyond fake - they’re paintings. Was the artist’s signature not a tip-off?
July 31st, 2008 at 12:23 am
The anal penis flower tattoo. That is not genital warts on the penis, that is a surface implant of ball bearings. It’s not that uncommon in the hard core body mod scene.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
at least a couple of these are painted. you can tell by the ink.
and although some of the real tattoos are poorly done and/or crude, i don’t see how it’s tasteless.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
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September 25th, 2008 at 2:56 am
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February 26th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
God they r takin the piss with those, why the hell wud u actually get any of those?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I know the guy and the artist in the first cat tattoo in the belly..
it was done @tribal_flame, portugal by guru
March 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am
thats my pussycat belly button, an amazing work of art, a great original idea. love it hate it.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
It kinda hurts me that when I saw the reproductive system my first thought was “Unless she’s lying down, that is so innaccurate! her ovaries are about 1.5cm lower!!” yeah, i’m that person..
September 20th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The woman may not be the shape of a violin, but she can pass as a double bass.
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January 28th, 2010 at 1:05 am
the baby on board tattoo is horrible, not because she won’t be pregnant forever but because SHE GOT TATTOOED WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT.
so not safe, so not okay with me.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:42 pm
in the last pic you can see the chics tampon string