12 Fantastically Funny Farts on Film

Monday, July 7th, 2008

They say to be a successful writer that you should write about what you know. While I have no delusions that composing poorly-crafted grammatically-incorrect, occasionally-humorous captions accompanying embedded videos to whom others hold the copyright is actually “writing”, I figure that if it works for real writers it can work for me. And I’ve had terrible gas all weekend long….So there.

The Nutty Professor
Eddie Murphy may suck balls now, but if there’s one thing that no comedy can really get wrong is overdoing the fart scene to utter ridiculousness. With fat people.

More funny flatulence after the jump

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Farting in Michael Knight’s face…for shame.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Farting on someone’s pillow bare-assed causes pink eye

White Chicks
I swear on my life I’ve never seen a single scene from this movie until I started searching the YouTubes for fart scenes…

Blazing Saddles
Beans, beans. They’re good for your heart…

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
I once heard Kevin Smith say this was the longest most elaborate set-up for a fart joke ever. I applaud him for that.

Scary Movie 4
I refuse to believe that Carmen Electra shits.

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Battleshits, in my opinion, should be the new Olympic sport

Spies Like Us

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Terrence and Phillip, Asses of Fire you fucking unclefucker

Caddyshack
“Did somebody step on a duck?”

Dumb and Dumber
Of course

I’m sure there are enough to do a part II, so sound off. What did I miss?

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