The 10 Most Awesome Ass-Rocket Moments
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
Fourth of July sure brings out the best in America…
Ass Rocket
Let’s start with just a plain Ass rocket…
More people that make me proud to be an American after the jump
Steve-O Ass Rocket
I’m sure people were shooting rockets from their rectums before Steve-O did it, but you have to give the man credit for bringing it to the public eye.
Ass Rocket Gone Very Wrong
Not sure how it could go right really, but this one goes way wrong.
Chick Ass Rocket
Here we have a sighting of the rare female ass rocket
Chick Ass Rocket 2
Maybe it’s not so rare. Where do you meet these girls?
Ass Firework Fountain
This is actually an abstract representation of what shitting feels like after a Taco Bell meal.
Ass Sparkler
And you thought sparklers were safer than other fireworks
Ass Cannon
Hey, using your hands is cheating.
2 Ass Rockets
What do you do when you get tired of shooting bottle rockets out of your ass? You tie them together and start shooting multiples, of course.
Reverse Ass Rocket
This enterprising young man shoots the rocket INTO his ass. It’s that kind of ingenuity that gave America the freedom we so cherish today.
Make sure that budding gangsta in the family gets a healthy start to his day...
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