10 of the Strangest (non-porn) Sex Scenes
Monday, April 9th, 2007
This one was tougher than I thought it would be. Sure, there are plenty of crazy-ass sex scenes, but most of them weren’t what I was looking for. I didn’t want rape scenes, torture scenes or anything of that nature. I don’t know if I can explain the line I drew to decide what was weird and what was just plain deranged so I’m not really going to try. I guess the best way to clarify it is that I was looking for scenes that make you shake your head, chuckle and think, “Jesus, this is insane,” not ones that make you think you’re a sociapath for watching (or getting-off on..hey, whatever you like…). I’ll just say there was a line I drew and Pink Flamingo chicken sex and Necromantik didn’t fit the tone. However, zombie sex did. Go figure. I never said it would make sense. Obviously some of these are NSFW.
10. Orgazmo and T-Rex
Orgazmo
I think I may have seen this girl in a bar when I was in college, closing time, after many drinks. I never talked to her I swear…
9. Kaitlin with The Dead Guy
Clerks
Not technically a sex scene since the sex happens off-camera, but the incident and fall-out is enough. You gotta hand it to Kevin Smith for bringing Necrophelia to the masses.
8. A Fox with a Fowl
Howard the Duck
Is it still bestiality if the animal can walk and talk?
7. Doll with Doll
Bride of Chucky
Try as I might, I couldn’t find a clip. I almost rented it so I could rip it myself, but I changed my mind. I figured you’d just trust me.
The kids are cute, but the real heat is generated by the latex lovers who use murder as foreplay and consummate their renewed romance in a night of passionate sex (”Shouldn’t you wear a rubber?” “I’m all rubber!”)
6. Everybody with Everybody Else
Eyes Wide Shut
Maybe not as totally weird as some of the others here, but it was still a bit off to me. I have always thought it was strange that an orgy could be filmed and look completely boring and not-awesome. Since I was a horny teenager I’ve always dreamed that it would be awesome to be in an orgy, but after seeing this I thought, “Ehh, maybe not.” I’ve gotten over that though. I’m back to thinking it would be awesome.
Eyes Wide Shut - Funny video clips are a click away
5. Severed Head with Hottie
Re-Animator
Is it still necrophelia if the corpse is UNDEAD? I couldn’t find this clip either.
From Filmsite.org: Director Stuart Gordon’s directorial debut film was a grisly horror tale with unbelievable zombie sex that was based on a tale by H. P. Lovecraft; the popular cult film included an outrageously humorous - perverted - horrifying scene all at once - the film’s most famous over-the-top sequence - of university scientist Dr. Herbert West’s (Jeffrey Combs) experiments (with a serum that glowed an obnoxious flourescent green) with recently-dead and decapitated competitor Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale), whose disembodied ‘head’ provided oral sex to partner Dean Cain’s (Bruce Abbott) girlfriend Megan Halsey (Barbara Crampton, who was almost continuously nude in this film) who was restrained on a laboratory table
4. Hillbilly with Camper
Deliverance
Ok, I know I said no rapes, but I meant no raping of women. Besides, this scene has become enough of a pop-culture phenomenon now that it’s ok to make fun of it. I’ll already get enough crap for leaving Necromantik off as it as. I can’t leave out the most infamous weird sex scene of all time. Besides, how often is it that you get to see Lex Luthor’s assistant AND Rudy’s dad take it up the poop chute?
3. Zombie with Zombie
Dead Alive/Braindead
Hey, zombies need love too I guess.
2. Interspecies Erotica
Clerks II
Again Kevin Smith raises the bar. That dude has issues. I love him for that.
1. Puppet with Puppet
Team America
Giving new meaning to the phrase, “got a wood”.
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April 9th, 2007 at 3:09 am
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April 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Pretty good list (as far as strange sex lists go….?) but you didn’t mention the number 1 most disturbing sex scene which was the snowman having sex with Shannon Elizabeth in the 1996 horror movie Jack Frost. I was like 12 when i saw that movie and i can still remember every second of that scene…it was effing weird.
April 9th, 2007 at 11:44 am
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/realmofhorror/videoclips2.htm
scroll down to reanimator head gives head clip. Silent, but you will get the picture….Steve
April 10th, 2007 at 2:02 am
I don’t know if it counts but the tree sex scene in Evil Dead is one of the weirdest scenes in a movie period. It may have not made the list due to it being rape?
April 10th, 2007 at 6:12 am
I went back and forth with the tree scene, but mainly I left it off because again, I couldn’t find the clip and I didn’t want three without video.
I’ve actually seen Jack Frost, but I don’t remember the snowman sex! It’s been awhile since i watched it.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:05 am
In David Cronenberg’s “Crash” there’s a scene where James Spader has sex with a scarred leg. I mean, he has sex with the scar.
April 10th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I’m STILL affected by Billy Bob Thornton and…well, basically anyone. Particularly Hallie Berry in Monster’s Ball but also the “fat chick” in dressing room in Bad Santa.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
haha the sex scene from team america was the greatest, the makers of south park really know whats funny haha
April 10th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
what about pulp fiction. seeing ving rhames get reamed deserves a place on some top ten
April 11th, 2007 at 12:55 am
I suppose the sex scene at the end of ‘Secretary’ wouldn’t be odd?
April 11th, 2007 at 2:12 am
well i think that you shold remove bride of chuck and sub it with angel heart. mickey rourke and lisa bonet having sex and blood is dripping all over them…..
April 11th, 2007 at 6:08 am
I like the real ones better…*grin*
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April 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
I know I am going pretty far back on this one, but in the 80’s there was this flick called “Galaxy of Terror” or some shit like that. A chick get’s boned (or should that be centipenised) by a giant caterpillar type thing - twisted shit. Yeah, technically it’s rape, but it’s insect rape, wtf?
April 11th, 2007 at 10:31 am
What about Meet the Feebles? There’s some f-ed up puppet sex in that!
April 11th, 2007 at 10:49 am
check out the movie “Boa vs. Python.” it’s a nice “B” movie and like 30 minutes into the movie the python eats out a chick in a car. lol
April 11th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Great list, I have two i might add into my own list. The first is from haute tension, High Tension in the english version. The opening scene theres a hillbilly getting a blowjob in a truck. The camera pans out and he drops the severed head out the window. Disturbing? I think so. Also very recently Grindhouse came out and in Eli Roths Trailer called thanksgiving they show a guy fucking the throat of a severed head. They both leave a “that was fucking disgusting” feeling with you for a few hours after the films.
April 11th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Oh that was the most kick ass movie list…Bravo!
April 11th, 2007 at 11:56 am
oh yeah and you should have added necromantik…I mean the would have been a cherry on the top of bizzare sex scenes, but none the less, good show!
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April 11th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Zejoro - One anal rape a list is all I can take
Cat - I never saw Secretary. I just looked it up though. More James Spader. I never got around to Crash either even though I’ve meant to. I see do a double-screening one night in the near future.
Josh - shit, Meet the Feebles. I even own the DVD and still neglected it. oh well, maybe for next time.
Kent - I’ve got some Bad Santa love coming in the future…
Chris - I remember that scene in High Tension. It makes it even weirder after the ending doens’t it? By the time I saw Grindhouse this one was in the bag.
Shantelle - I know, I know
April 12th, 2007 at 10:11 am
If you’re looking for the Crash Cat is referring to, you should know it’s not the Paul Haggis movie about racism that won the Oscar in 2005. It’s a late 90’s movie (I think it’s Cronenberg) about people who get off sexually on car crashes. Strange that 2 major motion pictures with the same name were released so close together
April 15th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Wow.. everyone is a critic. Nice list!
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April 20th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Great list. I might have added the furry giving the butler a blow job in The Shining.
April 20th, 2007 at 10:07 am
I guess the chicken sex scene in Pink Flamingos has some kind of honorary status that makes it unnecessary to include on this list.
I will be renting Reanimator tonight, however…
April 20th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
You list is missing the strangest of them all. John Watters film Pink Flamingos probably has the top ten covered all by itself. It’s not a porno. Just strange. I think the chicken scene or the mother/son should be on this list.
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 pm
@Devin: Oh yeah Devine giving her son a blowjob, that’s gotta be on there.
I’m suprised no one has mentioned Cannibal Holocaust where they fuck a few girls to death with large pieces of wood.
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May 11th, 2007 at 7:59 am
Felicity Shagwell and Fat Bastard in “Austin Powers 2″ is also a bed scene that makes me cringe..
May 13th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
The bj at the beginning of “High Tension” was wild. You’re getting off in a car, and then just toss the head out the window when you’re done. Weird.
June 8th, 2007 at 2:52 am
There’s one scene you’ve missed.
Kevin Smith came really damn close to matching his bestiality quota from Clerks 2 in a mostly unknown scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. I saw the unrated version in a sneak-peak, so I’ve seen it, but I can only guess it’s tucked away in the extras on DVD’s, also unrated version.
There’s a part where Jay and Silent Bob are in the back of what’s obviously the Mystery Machine when Daphne and Thelma turn Scooby onto his belly and arouse what has to be a 14″x4″ dog cock. Silent Bob can only stare in shock. Jay nods, smiles and tells Bob, “PH. That’s huge.” End scene.
July 1st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Dude, what about the sex scene from Basketcase? It has a wierd little monster thing having sex with a girl while she’s sleeping. LOL.
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Well that can’t count, Alex, because the list is the weirdest/worst sexual scenes that aren’t actually sex scenes.
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