There’s A Formula For The Perfect Breasts
Friday, September 28th, 2007
Some scientist somewhere has “discovered” that there is a formula for the perfect breasts.
It took a scientist to figure this out? Being the breast fanatic that I am I’ve known the formula for perfect breasts for years…E=(boob)2.
The “E” stands for erection.
How the hell do you get that job anyway? I thought scientists had to do real work like cure cancer or something, not look at NSFW pictures all day and pass it off as science. Fuck, if that’s all you have do, I am going to start calling myself a SCIENTIST, too. (Why, yes, my business card actually will be in all caps. And bold. And italicized. And Embossed. And Foil-stamped. In 24K gold).
On a vaguely related note, I once applied for a job as a designer for the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. They didn’t call me back.
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October 1st, 2007 at 12:15 pm
i happen to think your fomula is correct. INFACT i just double checked it and yes you are right!