Kung Poo

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

Ghetto Baby Shower

Monday, August 25th, 2008

You better be ready to party hard or don’t even bother showing up to a ghetto baby shower.

Behind The Glory: The World’s Greatest YouTube Commenter

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Metallica - The Day That Never Comes

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Yesterday when I heard this on the radio, I was kind of “meh”, but upon a few more listens it’s definitely starting to grow on me….

I know it’s fashionable to hate on Metallica, but I just can’t do it.

“Douchebag” Knocked The Eff Out

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I’ve been seeing this video all over the place of a Capoeira fighter getting knocked the fuck out, which I’ll admit is pretty funny, even though it’s from the movie Never Back Down.

I’m not 100% sure on this, but the Capoeira fighter looks like Lateef Crowder from one of the most kick-ass movie fights from what’s probably the most kick-ass movie ever, The Protector. That is all.

The Smallest Post Office In The United States

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Some people say, “Why?”

I say, “Why not?”

The Internet. It’s A Love/Hate Relationship

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

What are you watching? Good Luck Chuck? That movie sucks.
Wife: No, it’s Into the Blue
That movie sucks, too.
Wife: Have you seen it?
No
Wife: Then how do you know it sucks?
That’s just the general consensus
Wife: Among who?
Everyone. It’s got that douchebag from The Fast and the Furious in it doesn’t it?
Wife: Why do you do that?
Do what?
Wife: Call all hot actors douchebags. What makes him a douchebag?
All actors that are better looking than me and get to hook up with the likes of Jessica Alba are douchebags. It’s just the natural way.
Wife: Whatever
What I have seen, though, is the only part of this movie that matters on YouTube. It’s fucking awesome.
Wife: What part is that?
Like a minute long scene of Jessica Alba swimming around in slo-motion all sexy-looking
Wife: I see. Look she’s swimming. Is this it?
Yeah, yeah. This must be it.
Wife: That’s it? That wasn’t a minute long and it wasn’t in slo-motion. That sucked.
God dammit. The one on YouTube must have been slowed down.
Wife: You spend way too much time on the computer.
It’s what I do.
Wife: You’re a dork.

BEER!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Marty McFly Rocks Out With His Cock Out

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

The other day my wife asked me what were my five favorite movies of all time. I don’t know what’s more strange about that question…that she actually asked it, or that we’ve been married 12 years and she’s never asked it before. It’s a tough question to answer because depending on one’s mood the answer may change.

For instance, last night I watched Bloodsport for the millionth time. If  you asked me during the Dim Mak scene what my five favorite movies are I would probably say Bloodsport is one of them.

Sadly, though, it is not. While I do I love that movie, it’s not in the top five by any stretch of the imagination.

I don’t think I was even able to come up with five, but I do have a top three. The reason for that being that I think the fourth and fifth spots change based on mood, but you have to have a top three.

One of those three is Back to the Future. Yes. Back to the Future. There’s really only one thing I don’t like about it. Johnny B. Goode. And I’m obviously not the only one…

(just kidding Johnny B. Goode is awesome in the movie, but the mashup is funny)